*Never trust a fart when your over fifty years old*
*A man's home is his "hassle."*
* We are all the same o the inside - ask any surgeon. Outside is so we can identify each other. *
*Earth without ART is just "Eh" *
*Getting Honest with yourself is hard to do - I'd be lying if it wasn't.*
*Change the way you look at things - and the things that you look at change*
*The one with the most birthdays - lives the longest.*
*Slow and sweaty is still in the race*
* A squeaky wheel gathers no moss.*
* When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.*
* My grandmother always said, "Never refuse a breath mint.*
* As I said before, I never repeat myself.*
* Always look out for Number One, but don't step in Number Two! *
* The family that has ice cream together - Sticks together! *
Babies cry before they laugh.
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